I think I'm going to make a sign, to leave on my desk when I'm away from it, saying something like:
Please do not take supplies, etc. from my desk. There are supplies in the supply room (3302). If you can't find what you need there, please let me know and I will order it for you.
I don't recall having this problem in previous offices, but people here apparently feel entitled to just take whatever they want off of my desk. Pens, post-its, floor map, phone directory, whatever. I keep spares of everything in my (locked) drawers because I have to be prepared for anything on my desk to disappear.
Similarly, I have a cabinet thingy right by my desk, which matches the desk and is close enough that I think it's obvious it must be mine. (All the cubicles have a similar thing, though smaller, so it's a familiar concept to people.) The key for it is missing, so I can't lock it, and last week people kept walking up to it and opening the doors and drawers. They ask, while they're already looking inside, "Is this the supply cabinet?" And I say, "No, that one is mine" and explain where the supply room is, and they keep looking, and then they'll go, like, "Oh, your coat is in here," and I'm like, "NO SHIT MY COAT IS IN THERE YOU FUCKWIT IT'S MY CABINET NOT A SUPPLY CABINET!"
Side note: Why the fuck am I hearing bagpipes?
Okay, that's not true, I don't quite say that. I just want to. I've now put labels with my name on the two little doors and the three file drawers, and so far no one else has gone barging in there (while I'm around!). But I'm also going to put a note stating that it is not the supply cabinet, and where the supply cabinet is. (Facilities has a locksmith who can probably make a key for it, but he's out on leave for a while.)
Back to the desk thing, I have a conception that it's common in offices for people to swipe supplies from other peoples' desks, but like I said, I haven't really seen it in other offices I've worked in. So, the way I see it, these people just suck.
Edited to add: I was hearing bagpipes because a guy (who works here) was walking around the office in Scottish garb playing a bagpipe. (Or should that be plural?) Obviously.
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